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[slammerkinbabe]

Dude. People... I... what the fuck?

λ's CELL PHONE: ::ring ring!::
λ: Hello?
LADY: This is Susan from next door. Your dog is in my yard again.
λ: ...I don't have a dog. I think you have the wrong number.
LADY: Well, maybe it's your cat, but it's in my yard.
λ No, I live in an apartment building. You have the wrong number.
LADY: Well, maybe it's downstairs. I'm on the third floor.
λ: What?
LADY: Just get your damn cat out of my yard!
λ: ::is staring at both Basil and Ariadne, curled up quite comfortably together on the end of the bed:: My cat is not in your yard. Look, where do you live?
LADY: I live at fucking [address redacted, though I don't really know why I'm extending her this consideration], and I want you to get your fucking DOG -
λ: ::click::

Lady. Is it a dog or a cat? Is it in the yard or downstairs? And we Googled your address, and you're either in Ohio or friggin' Australia. So again, I ask you: what the fuck?

Comments

[kokopellinelli]

*blink*

That lady had to be smokin' some serious crack.

Dammit, don't you know enough to keep your cat-dog out of her downstairs yard in Ohio, Australia? Geez, what's wrong with you people? *fake angry face*

[luvs-chicago.livejournal.com]

Wait, what?

[lietya.livejournal.com]

I wish her luck in her endeavor to get the DogCat out of her yard by methodically calling the entire US, one household at a time.

instead of, y'know, GOING OUT THERE AND SHOOING IT AWAY.

I immediately thought of this...

[baroque-n-roll.livejournal.com]

One fine day, there was a woof and a purr.
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.
No blue buzzard, no three eyed frog,
Just a feline/canine little CatDog.

CatDog!
CatDog!
Alone in the world is the little CatDog!

I hope I'm not the only one who remembers that show.

Re: I immediately thought of this...

[orimornie.livejournal.com]

LMAO

So did I :)

[llnaughty.livejournal.com]

it's the curious incident of the dog cat crazy aussie-ohio lady in the night-time, soon to be in the new movie the oh in ohio, yo cah-ray-zee!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

And we Googled your address, and you're either in Ohio or friggin' Australia. So again, I ask you: what the fuck?
Oh! MY!

I apologize, I had a migraine last night and must have taken the wrong damn pills AGAIN ;)

Ohio women aren't all crazy that way...well MOST of them aren't.