Yeah, if you're going to spread titillating information, it might as well be *correct* titillating information.

When I was in second grade I was told by a gleeful first-grader who fancied himself very knowledgeable that he had looked "sex" up in the dictionary and the definition was "doing the wild thing!" He accompanied this with some random hip gyrations. So for years I thought sex meant kissing, and that kissing was therefore as dirty as he was making it out to be. Thankfully, in third grade a friend cleared up for me that sex was actually when you planted a seed in a woman's bellybutton, so it was all okay.